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Posted: Thursday, December 1, 2016 3:22 PM


Energetically challenged, housekeeping averse, gentleman, 56, seeks a female assistant to encourage, motivate, assist or ridicule the gentleman during a workout. In order to prevent gentleman from having a heart attack, female should wear more clothes than Kim Kardashian. Session will be for one hour or until gentleman passes out, which ever comes first. If gentleman has heart attack and dies during session, female is welcome to help herself to the gentleman's extensive collection of rubber dolls. Applicants should leave a brief, semi-accurate description of themselves or send a lightly Photoshopped picture not more than 10 years old. Females must be at least 18 and have an IQ of at least that much. Female may bring mace, an old frying pan or one of the X-Men for protection. Gentleman promises to behave and clean up a bit before the session but you won't see the man cave on the cover of Better Homes and Gardens. Applicants should state their hourly rate. Session is for one hour at a time. You may contact the gentleman at

Poster's age: 56

• Location: herndon, Northern Virginia

• Post ID: 25915688 nova is an interactive computer service that enables access by multiple users and should not be treated as the publisher or speaker of any information provided by another information content provider. © 2016